Erua

To do in Church Things I am Not Allowed to Do in Church 1. Wear a costume pair of horns 2. Wear a costume halo 3. Wear a fake beard 4. Wear knee-high mismatching socks 5. Wear a corset 6. Wear medieval clothing 7. Wear 16th century clothing 8. Wear 19th century clothing 9. If it is not modern day clothing, I just should not wear it, no matter how conservative. 10. The 40s are not modern. 11. Neither are the 80s. 12. Sing with the choir without asking 13. Sing with the choir after asking 14. Attempt to convert people to Christianity 15. Interrupt the speaker during a sermon to ask what "omnipotence" means when he pronounces it